Figured I would give a quick overview of how I intend to attack these reviews. I will not be heading to these places with the intention of review but for reasons of fun and entertainment. Alcohol will be consumed, and my mind will be on items other than decor and price points. Also, I refuse to ruin my time by taking notes or jotting down ideas on a notebook like a creeper. Therefore, these reviews will be an often hungover afterthought of the night before. Hell, it's all about perception anyway. So here is a list of the topics I will address during each of my reviews.
Reason for going out
This section allows you to understand what sort of night I was looking for. I admit that the reviews will be biased according to my night, but that's the whole point right?
Atmosphere
This will be the typical description of what the physical building looks and feels like. Note: I am not an interior designer and will probably make up words as descriptions.
Drinks
Describes the types of social lubrication you can expect from the place.
Menu Category
My last name isn't Ramsay, so again I'm probably going to make up a fitting category.
Service
I'm not very picky when it comes to this. If I can get the right drink and the right food, without waiting for too long, then I'm happy.
Personality
Describes what sort of people come to this place.
Cash Monies
How hard of a hit your wallet will take.
Chick Talent
Describes how good looking the girls are.
Chick Friendliness
They could be bitchy, nice or everything in between.
Group Friendliness
Boston is notorious for being an unfriendly place. Hopefully, the McManus brothers won't venture out from Southie on these nights.
Would I bring a date here?
I base this on an early stage date. I'm not trying to impress a girlfriend of 3 years here.
Would I hang out here with my guy friends?
Does this place promote watching sports, talking to girls, and ripping shots like Vince's crew in Entourage.
Would I hang out with here with my lady friends?
Does this place promote flavorful drinks, lots of dancing, and ripping shots like Vince's crew in Entourage. (Even my girl friends know how to booze)
BLUF
Bottom line, up front what I think of this place.
Did I have fun?
Simply put yes or no answer.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
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